Stand & Deliver

I was warned to keep my pages closed
To keep my lusty desires at bay
But I’ve never been good at taking advice
I had to learn things the HARD way

My cherry blossom pages
Had not been touched in ages
So when you showed me your shiny pen
I knew I must open wide and allow it in

I opened as wide as I could
But my notebook was still a little too tight
So with your cap you coerced the flow of my pages
Then your pen slid in just right

With such warmth and passion
You penetrated my pages' depth
Wider and wider you spread them
Thrusting to the right and then to the left

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D

Was your stoke
Your pen stained my pages perfectly

S
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F
T

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W
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T

Was my notebook
You seemed amazed at her beauty

Pen[etrated] satisfaction
We said it would be just one night
But your Bic continued to show up between my sheets
And each time I was excited to let you write

As our collaboration continued
We found ourselves in the midst of a love story
You removed the cap of your pen
And advised me not to worry

But then there was that night
When my pages were loose and hot
I seduced you to write harder and harder
Overcome with passion you released the biggest blot

This time was not like the others
As your pen completely and aggressively unloaded
Almost instantly I knew the pleasure growing in me
As I looked at my notebook and it was bloated

Our poetic love making has taken on a life of its own
Between my pages your ink blot was filed
Now we are connected forever
I proudly stand and deliver our poetic love child