Blind Leading the Blind...

Sooo due to popular demand i've decided to compile all my quirky notions and advice into a series that i affectionately entitle "blind leading the blind" . Every friday coming to a blog near you. so without further adeu ...i introduce..blind leading the blind *cueing curtain music*

1. Another world is not only possible, but she is on her way. on a quiet day i can hear her breathing. Think about it ppl! your tired of the same results happening in ur life? its not that the world is fucked up..its YOU!! fucked up ppl in UR life? bad finances in UR life? bad investments in UR life? common demonimator: UR life. YOU. there is something that you are doing or being (consciously or subconciously) that is producing the same results. Take ownership. Stop playing the victim. Victimology is SOOOO 2 seasons ago!!

2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. Think about that one. If i had my choice there would be Louis Armstrong's "La Vie En Rue" playing everytime i saunteered somewhere lol.

3. it’s important to listen to the Beatles.

4. if a tree falls in the forest, it totally makes a sound.

5. if you are trimming your pubic hair with a scissors and you accidentally cut your labia and it is dangling from a thread……DON’T PANIC! i know it stings and sizzles and you can’t believe you did this to yourself, but you did. now get some neosporin and a band aid and say a prayer. it will probably join back together like they say worms do if you cut them in half. (or just go to the spa like i do duhhh) good luck.

6. all we have is our stories.

7. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. lol.

8. Guys, something a girl will never tell you..but step your head game up..smh. the more u make her cum, the more power you will have.

9. guys, make u girls a mix CD why don’t you? if you do this at the beginning of the relationship, that’s great…. but if you surprise her six months or a year into it, just because you can-just because you WANT to… she will freak the fuck out and drop to her knees just to thank you with some head... and if she DOESN’T…. you have my full permission to punch her in the face with your dick! but you’ll have to do it quick, because your erection will totally be fading! hey, i never claimed to be a role model. I’m just thinking out loud here.

10. They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck on the Grand Concourse. sigh.